1. Once Upon a Tour Bus (The Opening)
2. Take a Pill and Cook the Vegetables (Mark Tells a Funny Story)
3. I Can Eat It All (A Music Video)
4. The Shopping Channel (With Special Guest)
5. The Hair Loss Club for Men (An Infomercial)
6. Traveling Evangelist (Mark Tells Another Funny Story)
7. Lowry (A Tabloid Talk Show)
8. The Shopping Channel (With Special Guest)
9. Comedy Spotlight (Now Here's a Real Comedian)
10. Birthday Wishes from Willard
11. Milfred Fitzrucker's Poem
12. God Likes Hyperactive Kids (A Tender Funny Story from Mark)
13. Hyperactivity (Another Music Video)
14. Comedy Spotlight (Is This a Funny Guy or What?)
15. A Word from Deacon Jones (A Local Cable Access Ministry)
16. A Special Report
17. Buses, Beds and Bill Gaither (Mark Tells a Funny Story About His Boss)
18. America's Most Annoying
19. Comedy Spotlight (Somebody Get the Hook)
20. Fruit Juicer 2000 (Another Annoying Informercial)
21. Dress for Less (Big Judd Brown Shows You How)
22. More Words from Deacon Jones (Not Again??!!)
23. TV Tunes Medley (A Sing-Along)
24. The Hair Loss Club for Men (A Testimonial)
25. Comedy Spotlight (Get the Remote)
26. A Really Special Report
27. Deacon Jones (A Prayer)
28. Mary, Did You Know? (Mark's Serious Song)
29. Meanwhile Back On the Bus
30. Heeeere's Mark (The Ending)
31. Roll the Credits (Finally!!!!!!)
Compact Discs (CD):
We are quite picky as to the quality of the second hand CDs we sell. Unless noted, our compact discs rate at NM (Near Mint) or better. This means that the CD is free of scratches and or scuffs and inserts show no rough handling. We also replace all cases and most trays for new ones, so the CD you receive will most often appear as new. Our NEW and sealed CDs need no explanation, though because we have purchased old stock through various sources, at times we note that a CD case may be cracked or the seal torn. We will not replace the cases but if possible, we will include a new case with it. A note for international buyers. CD's are universal, they play here in North America the same as they play in South America or Africa.
Cassettes (CAS):
Every second hand Cassette we sell is play tested from start to finish as often it's not possible to properly assess the condition of a tape visually. Unless a cassette is rare, any that play with issues are discarded. We replace all cases with new ones, so the Cassette you receive will most often appear as new. Our NEW and sealed Cassettes need no explanation, though because we have purchased old stock through various sources, at times we note that a case may be cracked or the seal torn. We will not replace the cases but if possible, we will include a new case with it.
Vinyl Records (LP):
We grade records in a simplified scale as Audiophile grading is somewhat confusing for the average joe.
Our record grading often looks like this 'NM/NM' The first NM is the cover or jacket, the second NM is the Vinyl itself.
Jacket Grading:
NEW = New, Sealed in shrinkwrap
M = Jacket looks as good as new
NM = Some wear
VG = More pronounced wear, ringwear or wear at edges
G = The poorest of the lot, it still hangs on but has definetly seen better days
PH = Punched Hole (Typical deleted inventory) Hole punched through the jacket, does not affect the vinyl.
* = Indicates lyric sheet enclosed (we cannot be certain of lyric sheets being included in sealed records)
Vinyl Grading:
NEW = New, Sealed in shrinkwrap
M = A record that is opened but shows no sign of being played or looks untouched
NM+ = Looks close to untouched or new but showing minor signs of use
NM = Some use but not abused, this would be a basic or standard grading. Proper cleaning will give great playback.
NM- = A little bit more use, some visible scuffs but nothing concerning, may play with some more noise.
VG = A poor record, it will play with noise, will have some scuffs and look used but will not skip due to deep scratches.
G = Anything that we would grade as G we would not sell
Songbooks (SBK):
We grade on a simple scale of 1 to 10, 10 being perfect. We sell nothing that's a 6.5 or lower.
10 = Perfect, like new
9.5 = Just coulnd't get ourselves to deem it perfect
9.0 = Most Songbooks you find at a New bookstore would probably rate a 9 after some folks handle them
8.5 = Slight wear
8.0 = A little bit more wear or handling
7.5 = More use, pages not as crisp, edge wear
7.0 = Additional wear, wrinkling, handling, staining
6.5 = The bottom of the pile. Edges frayed, some pages coming loose, looks somewhat rough.
CCM Magazine (CCM):
Refer to Songbook grading above
Videos (VID):
We play test all open VHS videos to make sure they play properly, any issues or wear will be noted. As we are in North America, our video cassettes are strictly in the NTSC Format and DVDs also in similar Region 1, North American format.